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Your Whole Body
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Bikini Bod Time
Trying to fit back in my old prom dress, gonna definitely need alk the help I can get.
Posted on May 27, 2013 at 11PM
When telling my husband I had a sex dream about the 2 of us in a Publix entrance all he could ask is if there were subs involved.
Then today after 12 hours of deep reflection and depression today, he comes home and cheers me up with a cute romantic little conversation about our sandwich orders and makes me forget it all. Leave it to my husband to make a discussion about sandwiches, one of the sweetest I've ever had.
When one is presented with the rare opportunity of wearing a hat covered in birds, you better seize that damn moment. Then get drunk.
Thomas is the central Florida pin-up queen! I’ve never seen so many chicks get butt hurt and want to rip off his head before. It was awesome!
Thankfully you’re not getting to see much of my other leg considering I cooked it on my husband’s exhaust.
Our brat ass cat, His Honorable Judge Puma Navin Tretheway Belvedere.
I may or may not have killed 5 of these suckers within the last 20 min and may or may not be to the point in which I’m drinking while drawing a bath.
And It Punched Me in the Face http://chzb.gr/YyoVx5
I am now the proud owner of the best fucking hat ever!